Ever ridden a kangaroo?

So having grown up in Australia, people I encountered always used to joke by asking whether we rode kangaroos to school.

Unfortunately, kangaroos are not on my list of animals I have ridden and I have, so far, not encountered anyone who has 'ridden' a kangaroo before, but I have taken other fun and interesting means of 'green' transport:


- Horses - Though typical, horses are by far my favourite to ride. They are a bit like children - some are lazy and need the good old kick, some have fears and will go to lengths to walk around and avoid water or pavement, and some are cheeky, testing you to see what they can get away with doing, or not doing. If you've ridden a horse and have managed to control it, what's stopping you from doing the same in your own life and taking control? Currently, my next travel expedition in relation to horses is a horseride in the countryside of Wales. If you're up for some fun with your family, friends or other half and enjoy the smells and views of the greenery, why not take a trail ride in the forest suitable for all abilities and meet the wild cows and horses on the way?

- Camels - Despite how elegant camel riding always seems to look in the deserts, I must say they drool and spit much more than one would like! Perhaps it is also the never-ending chewing motion of the mouth that puts me off. Nevertheless, I would certainly not pass up a camel ride across a dessert and they would certainly be a decent means of transport in some places. One question that pops into my mind as a think this is whether riding a one-hump camel would be different? Perhaps that will be what I try next

- Ox - They're actually quite comfortable for a decent sized person but I can't imagine I could say the same for those with shorter legs! Wrapping your legs comfortably around them could prove difficult. Whilst I don't think they are as appealing to the eyes, sitting on them feels rather safe - to have the solid build of the ox beneath you - and don't take that the wrong way!

- Elephants - A slow ride that jolts you from left to right but an very fun ride not to miss. If you get a chance to experience it, you should also see them pee like a hose, feel their hairs spread sparsely across their back like spikes, and feed them bananas that seem to just disappear easily down their gaping mouth. Despite having enjoyed the elephant rides though, I must have seen one too many performing elephants - and the spikes they use to prod them in the soft spot just behind their ears - to do that many more times. Sure they do have thick skin, but I think I'm a bit too soft-hearted to bear the cruelty of it all.

- Ostridge - By far, this was the most uncomfortable ride! They're 'feathers' were like tree twigs, even through the thick cloth, but they're definitely fast runners and it is one fast ride! I'd hate to see what might happen if they are not kept covered in a head-bag used to keep them calm though. I think once is enough for me.

- Bucking Bronco - OK, so this isn't quite a 'green' ride nor is it really a form of transportation, but it's the best alternative to a rodeo bull! It's definitely good fun for all and apparently, I'm quite good with the balancing act!